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My name is Haley

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19
cis female
she/her pronouns
pan-romantic
grey-asexual
poly-amorous
panthiest
portland oregon

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c0l0rsandcar0usels:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

OH NO PRECIOUS BABIES

(Source: micromys)

jezmm:

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

My fave part of these stories is that it goes to show that one of the best ways to deal with misogynistic bastards is to treat them like the goddamn 12 year olds they are.

jezmm:

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

My fave part of these stories is that it goes to show that one of the best ways to deal with misogynistic bastards is to treat them like the goddamn 12 year olds they are.

(Source: fivetail)

(Source: thesimpsonswayoflife)

raksolnikov:

parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.

(Source: scullysass)

What polyamory is great for: Hugs, cuddle, awesome communication, teamwork, having enough people to play board games, sharing a blanket.
What polyamory isnt great for: Only one slice of pizza left.

c1u:

reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries

(Source: reheating)

shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(Source: clgdoublelifts)

flowury:

it’s 2014 can we stop calling man tanks wife beaters does nobody even realize how weird that is to just throw words around like that casually because it’s so ingrained into our vocabulary what the hell

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

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